December 2009
116 posts
So, Nickelback walks into a bar...
and there is no punchline, because there is nothing funny about ruining music.
=)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as “widowed”.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(443): The album was titled “Best Night Ever” until she found out she was preggers and switched it to “God Punishes Sluts”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(217): Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
“Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my...”
– Whale (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy) 