So, Nickelback walks into a bar...
and there is no punchline, because there is nothing funny about ruining music. =)
txtsfrmlstnght: (415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as “widowed”.
txtsfrmlstnght: (443): The album was titled “Best Night Ever” until she found out she was preggers and switched it to “God Punishes Sluts”
txtsfrmlstnght: (217): Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Ahhh! Woooh! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my...– Whale (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)